‘Tis the season for magic, twinkling lights, cozy vibes, and way too many cookies (because who’s counting?). And when it comes to capturing all the festive fun on camera, finding the right Christmas Instagram captions is just as important as snapping the perfect photo. Whether you’re showing off your holiday baking (send me some?), your family’s matching pajamas, or your furry friend dressed as Santa’s little helper (poor friend), a great caption can take your post from merry to unforgettable.
From funny and sarcastic to sweet and sentimental, I’ve rounded up the ultimate list of over 520 Christmas Instagram captions to fit every holiday vibe. So whether you’re rocking around the Christmas tree or sipping cocoa by the fire, you’ll have the perfect words to pair with your pics. Ready to sleigh your Instagram game this season? Let’s make your captions shine brighter than your holiday lights! 🎄✨
Family Christmas Captions
- Matching pajamas, mismatched schedules, perfect memories.
- Home is wherever we’re together this Christmas.
- The tree is up, the family is together, and the cocoa is warm.
- All is calm, all is bright, all is chaotic when the cousins arrive.
- Wrapping paper everywhere, laughter in the air.
- A family that sings carols together, stays together (off-key or not).
- Our greatest gift? Time together.
- Cookies, chaos, and Christmas cheer.
- Holiday hugs and warm fuzzy moments.
- Family: where the naughty list gets debated annually.
- Festive pajamas, serious family business.
- Gathered around the tree, hearts full of joy.
- Mistletoe and moments that matter most.
- Creating traditions, making memories.
- Christmas is more magical when shared with family.
- The best ornament on the tree is a happy family.
- One family, endless Christmas cheer.
- Hearts full, stockings fuller.
- Family first, presents second.
- Christmas chaos is my love language.
Fun & Festive Captions
- Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
- Dear Santa, I can explain.
- The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this Christmas.
- Christmas calories don’t count.
- Candy cane wishes and mistletoe kisses.
- Current status: Rockin’ around the Christmas tree.
- Elfing around this holiday season.
- All I want for Christmas is… everything.
- Jingle bells and chill.
- Sweater weather is better together.
- Making it rein (deer).
- It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.
- The Grinch has nothing on my holiday mood.
- Elf-absorbed this season.
- Santa called; I’m getting coal. Again.
- Christmas sparkle activated.
- Spreading holiday sass like glitter.
- Zero flake tolerance this winter.
- Twinkling lights and festive nights.
- Just here for the hot cocoa and holiday vibes.
Romantic Christmas Captions
- Under the mistletoe and over the moon.
- All is calm, all is bright, especially with you by my side.
- My favorite Christmas gift has always been you.
- Snowflakes, kisses, and cozy nights.
- Making my heart glow brighter than the Christmas lights.
- Together is the best place to be this season.
- Wrapped up in love and fuzzy blankets.
- You + me = Christmas magic.
- Hot cocoa and cuddles are all I need this winter.
- You’re the sugar to my Christmas cookie.
- Kisses under twinkling lights.
- Sleighing the couple game this Christmas.
- Love like this is the best gift of all.
- My holiday wish came true—you.
- Naughty or nice? Guess we’ll find out.
- Caught under the mistletoe with my favorite person.
- Cozy nights and brighter lights with you.
- You’re the holly to my jolly.
- Let’s make this a season to remember.
- Love wrapped in a bow this Christmas.
Cute Christmas Captions
- Santa’s favorite little elf.
- Gingerbread kisses and candy cane wishes.
- Frosty mornings and snuggly evenings.
- Holiday vibes and cozy sweaters.
- Too cute to be on the naughty list.
- Cocoa in hand, joy in my heart.
- Paws-itively the cutest Christmas ever.
- My heart is warm, even if the weather isn’t.
- Tis the season to sparkle.
- I never met a Christmas cookie I didn’t like.
- Little hands, big holiday hearts.
- Santa baby, I’m ready for my presents.
- Smiling like it’s snowing happiness.
- Tinsel in my hair, joy everywhere.
- Dreaming of a cozy Christmas.
- Christmas cuteness overload.
- Twinkle toes and tinsel bows.
- Cuteness wrapped in holiday cheer.
- Red noses and warm hugs.
- Festive looks, Christmas hooks.
Funny Christmas Captions
- When in doubt, add more tinsel.
- Alexa, wrap my presents.
- Eggnog season > everything else.
- Current mood: Christmas cookies for breakfast.
- All I want for Christmas is… a nap.
- The only wrapping I’m good at involves singing carols.
- Feelin’ frosty, not salty.
- I put the “Pro” in procrastinating my gift shopping.
- Eat, drink, and wear stretchy pants.
- Christmas: The only time fruitcake is acceptable.
- Let’s keep the receipts for the naughty list.
- The best way to spread Christmas cheer is avoiding my relatives this year.
- Santa doesn’t believe in calorie counts either.
- Ho-ho-hoping I can keep my resolutions this time.
- No chill, just Christmas vibes.
- This is my resting Grinch face.
- Single bells, single bells, single all the way.
- My Christmas spirit is 90% caffeine.
- BRB, decking the halls and losing my mind.
- Festive but make it chaotic.
Sarcastic Christmas Captions
- Oh joy, another family photo where no one’s looking at the camera.
- Matching pajamas: because nothing says “holiday spirit” like forced coordination.
- It’s all fun and games until the wrapping paper runs out mid-present.
- Ho-ho-hoping my online orders actually arrive on time.
- Christmas magic is real… if by magic you mean my credit card bill.
- Silent night? Not with this family.
- My holiday spirit is fueled entirely by caffeine and sarcasm.
- Let’s all pretend this ugly sweater isn’t itchy and unbearable.
- Who needs snowflakes when you’ve got family drama for decoration?
- Santa doesn’t check Instagram, so I’m safe on the naughty list.
- The tree is fake, the cheer is forced, but the cookies are real.
- All I want for Christmas is a nap—preferably until New Year’s.
- Deck the halls… or whatever.
- I’m just here for the cookies and the Wi-Fi.
- Christmas calories don’t count… or so I keep telling myself.
- I’ll be wrapping gifts until next Christmas at this rate.
- Santa, you had one job, and it wasn’t socks.
- Tis the season for last-minute shopping and questionable life choices.
- Who needs reindeer when you’ve got emotional baggage to pull the sleigh?
- My face when someone says, “Let’s do Secret Santa this year.”
Pet Christmas Captions
- Santa Paws is coming to town.
- Fur-ever dreaming of a white Christmas.
- Paws and enjoy the holidays.
- Sleighing it with my furry friend.
- Deck the paws with treats and toys.
- Whisker wishes and warm snuggles.
- Reindog season is here!
- My pet’s been on the nice list all year.
- Have a paw-sitively merry Christmas.
- Santa, bring more chew toys, please.
- Furry and festive, just the way we like it.
- No mistletoe needed—my pet gives unlimited kisses.
- Barking around the Christmas tree.
- Life’s better with a wagging tail this season.
- Cats + Christmas trees = pure chaos.
- My holiday paw-tner in crime.
- Wishing you a purr-fect Christmas.
- Snow much fun with my furry friend.
- This year, my pet’s the star of the tree.
- Pawsitively full of holiday cheer.
Cozy Christmas Captions
- Chestnuts roasting, Netflix streaming.
- A warm blanket and a hot drink—holiday essentials.
- Sipping cocoa, watching snow fall.
- My favorite sweater season.
- Cozy days, magical nights.
- There’s no place like home for the holidays.
- Snuggle season is in full swing.
- Crackling fires and warm desires.
- Waking up to a winter wonderland.
- Wrapping up the year in cozy vibes.
- Slippers on, world off.
- Nothing says Christmas like a good book and hot tea.
- Hygge holiday moments.
- Snowed in and loving it.
- Fuzzy socks, warm hearts.
- My happy place is under the tree with a blanket.
- Cozy corners and Christmas lights.
- The magic of a peaceful holiday.
- Let it snow, I’m staying inside.
- Home is the coziest place to be this season.
Foodie Christmas Captions
- Feelin’ extra figgy pudding this year.
- Santa’s real favorite? My cookies.
- Powered by peppermint and chocolate.
- Baking memories one cookie at a time.
- Proof that calories don’t count at Christmas.
- Gingerbread men and holiday zen.
- It’s not Christmas without pie.
- Candy canes are my love language.
- My holiday diet starts after New Year’s.
- Festive and full: the Christmas way.
- Life happens, cookies help.
- More whipped cream, please.
- Hot cocoa in one hand, a cookie in the other.
- Sweet tooth in overdrive.
- The season of sugar highs is here.
- Eat, drink, and be very merry.
- Bring on the figgy pudding, I’m ready.
- Christmas baking is my cardio.
- Tasting my way through the holidays.
- When in doubt, add sprinkles.
Snow & Winter Captions
- Walking in a winter wonderland.
- Snowflakes are kisses from the sky.
- The forecast is frosty with a chance of fun.
- Baby, it’s cold outside—pass the blanket.
- Ice skating my way into the season.
- Snow much fun this Christmas.
- Frozen fingers, warm hearts.
- The snow is sparkling like Christmas magic.
- Shoveling snow, but make it Instagrammable.
- The chill outside makes the warmth inside even better.
- Frosty mornings and magical evenings.
- No snowflake is alike, just like Christmas memories.
- Snowball fights and frosty delights.
- Ice queen vibes this winter.
- Winter’s touch makes everything more beautiful.
- Cozy layers for colder days.
- Snow angels and twinkling lights.
- Winter chill, holiday thrill.
- Chasing snowflakes this season.
- Frosty the snowman is my winter mood.
Inspirational Christmas Captions
- It’s not what’s under the tree but who’s around it that matters.
- The magic of Christmas is in the little things.
- Christmas isn’t a season, it’s a feeling.
- Let the spirit of the holidays warm your heart.
- Joy to the world, one small act at a time.
- Believe in the magic of the season.
- May your days be merry and bright.
- The greatest gift is love.
- Spread kindness like snowflakes this Christmas.
- Let’s fill the world with peace and goodwill.
- Christmas is the perfect time to reflect and give thanks.
- Gratitude is the best gift of all.
- Shine your light brighter than the Christmas tree.
- Happiness is homemade this season.
- May your heart be as full as your stocking.
- Celebrate the joy of giving.
- Wishing you a season full of love and laughter.
- The holiday magic begins with you.
- Be someone’s holiday miracle this year.
- The spirit of Christmas lives in our hearts.
Coffee & Cocoa Captions
- Fueled by peppermint mochas and a holiday to-do list
- Espresso yourself this Christmas season
- There’s a 90% chance this cup is filled with cheer
- Santa’s little helper runs on caffeine
- A latte love for Christmas mornings
- My holiday mood: one more cup of cocoa
- This isn’t regular coffee, it’s Christmas magic in a mug
- Spilling the tea, it’s actually cocoa
- Sipping my way through the season
- Naughty, nice, and slightly over-caffeinated
- Festive vibes brewed fresh daily
- Espresso patronum, Christmas edition
- Steaming hot cocoa, freezing cold hands
- Winter mornings taste like cinnamon lattes
- Santa approved this caramel drizzle
- Drinking Christmas spirit one sip at a time
- My love language is peppermint creamer
- This cocoa isn’t going to drink itself
- Marshmallows are the VIP of this Christmas mug
- No need to froth, it’s the holidays
Decorating Drama Captions
- Tinsel in my hair, glitter everywhere
- Decorating level: Pinterest fail
- Untangling lights is my cardio
- The ornaments are up, and so is my stress level
- Trying to make the tree look like a magazine cover
- This year’s theme: more is more
- Whoever said decorating was relaxing clearly never met my family
- Is it festive, or is it just messy?
- Decking the halls one broken ornament at a time
- When in doubt, add more lights
- The cat has officially claimed the tree
- Trying to balance aesthetics and toddler-proofing
- All this work for the tree to stay up three weeks
- The real MVP is the vacuum after this glitter explosion
- I’m not procrastinating; I’m “redecorating”
- The lights are finally up, and so am I—on a ladder
- Christmas tree shopping was the easy part
- I deserve cocoa for this masterpiece
- Every ornament tells a story, and some are terrifying
- Nothing like a tree to remind you how crooked your life is
Shopping & Wrapping Captions
- Christmas shopping: the ultimate cardio workout
- Just here to spread holiday debt
- My wrapping paper is better than your wrapping paper
- Shopping carts, long lines, and questionable decisions
- Secret Santa shopping is like solving a mystery with no clues
- Wrapping presents and my patience
- Santa called—he’s outsourcing gift wrapping to me
- Hoarding bows like it’s my full-time job
- Shopping bags are my Christmas gym routine
- My love language is gift receipts
- Step one: buy the gift. Step two: find the scissors
- All wrapped up and nowhere to go
- Gift wrapping is my least favorite Christmas workout
- Procrastination level: gift cards for everyone
- Shopping done, now just 17 hours of wrapping to go
- Santa’s elves have nothing on my Amazon account
- Oversized bows make everything better
- My wrapping skills are 90% tape, 10% prayer
- It’s not the price tag, it’s the thought that counts (right?)
- Shopping for myself while I shop for others
Food Festivities Captions
- Cookies baked, sampled, and gone before Christmas
- I never met a sugar cookie I didn’t like
- Official taste tester for Santa
- There’s no such thing as too much frosting
- One gingerbread house, 12 broken walls
- Festive snacking is a holiday tradition
- Powered by pie and pure joy
- Let them eat fruitcake… someone else, though
- Calories don’t count on Christmas
- My Christmas dinner plate is a masterpiece
- Baking cookies, burning edges, and having fun
- Bring on the eggnog and elastic waistbands
- Santa better appreciate these cookies
- I came, I saw, I snacked
- The kitchen smells like Christmas magic
- More frosting, less worrying
- Holiday leftovers are the gift that keeps on giving
- Cinnamon, sugar, and everything nice
- There’s always room for one more cookie
- Eating my way through the holidays
Travel During the Holidays Captions
- Sleighing it through the holiday traffic
- Packed, ready, and emotionally unprepared for family time
- Over the river and through TSA we go
- Christmas trips call for extra snacks
- Holiday road trips bring joy and chaos
- Can someone else handle the playlist this year?
- Snowy roads, warm hearts
- The scenic route is just code for “we got lost”
- A suitcase full of gifts and a car full of memories
- Making pit stops and holiday plans
- All roads lead home for Christmas
- A carry-on, a coffee, and a lot of Christmas spirit
- Travel tip: Pack patience with the presents
- GPS says we’ll arrive eventually
- Nothing like a 6-hour drive for 2 hours of family dinner
- Holiday travel pro tip: Start early and hope for the best
- If Rudolph can navigate, so can I
- Christmas adventures are worth the journey
- Planes, trains, and automobiles for Christmas cheer
- Road trip snacks are the real MVP
Office Holiday Party Vibes Captions
- Work hard, party harder (or try to)
- The open bar is my Secret Santa
- Awkward small talk, festive snacks, and a questionable DJ
- Cheers to surviving the office potluck
- Office party goals: avoid the karaoke machine
- Tinsel doesn’t belong on spreadsheets, but here we are
- Making merry one cubicle at a time
- When the boss shows up in a Santa suit
- Secret Santa gifts and not-so-secret side-eyes
- Desk decorating contests: where the stakes are real
- Jingle bells and workplace smells
- Office party outfit: business on top, party on the bottom
- Just here for the holiday cookies
- Counting the minutes until the holiday speech is over
- The ugly sweater contest is the real competition
- Who spiked the eggnog? Probably Karen
- Decking the halls… of the breakroom
- Holiday spirit level: moderately inappropriate
- All this for a $5 gift card
- Dancing like no one’s watching, but HR definitely is
Kids at Christmas Captions
- Sticky fingers, big smiles, endless joy
- Watching Christmas through their eyes is the real magic
- Cookies, chaos, and way too much glitter
- Santa’s little helpers just ate the frosting again
- Bedtime? Never heard of it—especially on Christmas Eve
- Matching PJs and unmatched energy levels
- When you hear tiny feet running to the tree at 5 a.m.
- Christmas mornings are messy, loud, and perfect
- The only thing louder than the wrapping paper is their excitement
- Elf on the Shelf has officially taken over our lives
- Their Christmas wish list is as long as my grocery bill
- Building gingerbread houses, breaking all the rules
- Little hands, big holiday hearts
- Santa may bring the gifts, but these kids bring the chaos
- Christmas magic is made for tiny toes and big dreams
- Milk and cookies are nice, but so is bedtime
- The best present is their laughter (but coffee is a close second)
- Holiday crafts with kids: glitter in your hair for days
- When the toys are more fun for the adults
- Santa’s workshop has nothing on our living room
DIY & Crafty Captions Captions
- Hot glue, glitter, and a whole lot of trial and error
- Handmade holidays are the best kind
- Christmas crafts: where nothing goes as planned
- Ornaments with personality—and a lot of glue
- Wreath-making level: Pinterest fail
- Cutting, pasting, and wishing I had just bought it instead
- My DIY skills are as strong as my holiday spirit
- Turning dollar store finds into Christmas magic
- Creativity is my superpower, even if it’s messy
- Tinsel and tape: the real MVPs of crafting
- Homemade decorations > store-bought perfection
- Handmade with love… and a little frustration
- Christmas crafting isn’t complete without glitter on everything
- These ornaments may not be perfect, but they’re all heart
- Custom stockings, questionable stitching
- Making memories, one craft fail at a time
- The scissors are dull, but my enthusiasm is sharp
- Holiday DIY is just adult arts and crafts
- Crafting the perfect Christmas, one mess at a time
- Who needs store-bought when you’ve got creativity?
Winter Nature & Outdoors Captions
- Snowflakes falling, magic calling
- Frosty air, rosy cheeks, and endless smiles
- Exploring a winter wonderland, one snowflake at a time
- The crunch of snow underfoot is my favorite soundtrack
- Hiking in a winter wonderland, with hot cocoa in hand
- My kind of frosty adventure
- Chasing snowflakes and catching memories
- A snowy day is a good day
- Bundled up, but never too cold for a snow angel
- Icicles sparkling like holiday lights
- Winter skies and holiday highs
- Sledding into the season one hill at a time
- Snowball fights: fun for kids, revenge for adults
- When the snow is fresh, so is my holiday spirit
- Frozen fingers, but a warm heart
- Fresh tracks in the snow, fresh memories being made
- Winter walks, holiday talks
- Making snow angels and mischief
- The great outdoors, dressed in holiday white
- Winter sunsets are the perfect holiday backdrop
Pet Christmas Antics Captions
- Santa Paws is definitely coming to town
- Reindog to the rescue
- Paws-itively the cutest holiday helper
- The cat won’t leave the tree alone, again
- Fur babies and festive vibes
- My dog’s been on the nice list all year
- Deck the paws with treats and toys
- These antlers were a bad idea, but the pictures were worth it
- Christmas is better with a wagging tail
- Furry and festive—just the way I like it
- Holiday naps with my four-legged friend
- This Christmas sweater wasn’t their idea
- Santa better bring extra treats for my good boy/girl
- My cat officially owns the tree now
- Paws and enjoy the holiday chaos
- All is calm, all is bright, except for the barking
- Fur-ever dreaming of a white Christmas
- My pet is the real star of this Christmas
- Snuggled up and snowed in with my furry friend
- Who needs reindeer when you’ve got this cutie?
Christmas Countdown Captions
- Counting down the days until cocoa overload
- 12 days of Christmas and I’m still not ready
- Alexa, how many sleeps until Christmas?
- The countdown to Santa begins now
- One more sleep until chaos begins
- Christmas is only a few days away, and I’m feeling festive
- On the countdown to cookies and carols
- How is it already this close to Christmas?
- Christmas is so near I can practically hear the sleigh bells
- Just 5 more days of wrapping, baking, and panicking
- T-minus 48 hours to a sugar high and paper cuts
- The countdown to Christmas chaos has officially started
- Five days until Santa, and I’m still procrastinating shopping
- Countdown status: halfway to mistletoe and magic
- Can we skip the countdown and go straight to the cocoa?
- Only X days left to find a new ugly sweater
- Christmas is coming faster than my to-do list
- Just X more nights to dream of sugar plums
- Counting the days until family drama and pie
- The countdown is on, and so is the glitter
Christmas Morning Chaos Captions
- Unwrapped and uncaffeinated—help
- When the kids wake up before the sun
- Christmas morning isn’t complete without wrapping paper everywhere
- Coffee first, chaos second
- The magic of Christmas morning is worth the mess
- Sleep? What’s that? It’s Christmas morning
- The stockings were hung, and now they’re destroyed
- Santa came, saw, and conquered the living room
- The kids were up at 5; send coffee
- Chaos, laughter, and unwrapping everything in sight
- Christmas morning chaos: a tradition like no other
- Wrapping paper fights are the new snowball fights
- All this excitement and we’re not even halfway through the stockings
- It’s not Christmas morning without someone stepping on a toy
- Holiday happiness: watching them tear into their gifts
- The aftermath of Christmas morning is legendary
- Best part of Christmas morning? Watching the magic unfold
- Someone find the batteries before the meltdowns start
- Christmas magic, one ripped box at a time
- Wishing you Christmas mornings as magical as ours (and less chaotic)
Elf on the Shelf Captions
- Our Elf on the Shelf is more committed to chaos than Santa.
- Day 5 of Elf on the Shelf, and I’m already out of ideas.
- Whoever invented Elf on the Shelf owes me eight hours of sleep.
- The elf’s shenanigans are fun until you forget to move him.
- Nothing says “holiday spirit” like sneaking around at midnight for the elf.
- Is it just me, or does the elf look smug about ruining my life?
- The elf is thriving while I’m barely surviving.
- How does this tiny elf create so much work?
- It’s all fun and games until you step on the elf at 3 a.m.
- The elf’s mischief is nothing compared to the panic of forgetting him.
- I signed up for holiday magic, not a nightly scavenger hunt.
- Can the elf go back to the North Pole early? Asking for my sanity.
- The kids love the elf, but my creativity is officially on empty.
- I’ve googled “easy Elf on the Shelf ideas” more than dinner recipes.
- This elf has more props than a Broadway show.
- Elf on the Shelf: bringing joy to kids and stress to parents since forever.
- The elf is a professional troublemaker, and I’m just his assistant.
- There’s no holiday spirit quite like arguing about whose turn it is to move the elf.
- Every year, I think I’m done with the elf. Every year, I’m wrong.
- Day 15: The elf is in the same spot, and now the kids think he’s sick.
Let me know if you’d like more funny takes or ideas for specific elf scenarios! 🎄✨
Christmas Captions Inspired by Holiday Songs
- All I want for Christmas is… snacks and naps. 🎶
- Baby, it’s cold outside—but my cocoa’s warm. ☕️❄️
- Rockin’ around the Christmas tree like it’s 1999. 🎄
- Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? Because I’m sleighing it. 🔔✨
- Have yourself a merry little Instagram moment. 📸🎁
- Deck the halls—and my feed—with festive cheer. 🎅🌟
- Frosty mornings, cozy nights, and a whole lot of holiday cheer. ⛄
- Jingle bell rockin’ my way through the season. 🎵💃
- Do you hear what I hear? The sound of wrapping paper chaos. 🎁🎶
- Let it snow… as long as I don’t have to shovel it. ❄️😂
- Santa Claus is coming to town—and I’m ready for my close-up. 🎅
- Silent night? Not with my family. 🎤🤣
- Joy to the world, coffee has come. ☕✨
- It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas… everywhere I scroll. 🎄📱
- Walking in a winter wonderland, one selfie at a time. ❄️📸
- Fa-la-la-la-la… I forgot the rest of the words. 🎶😂
- I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus… and made a TikTok about it. 🤳🎅
- Rudolph’s got nothing on my holiday glow-up. ✨🦌
- Oh, what fun it is to post a caption inspired by sleigh rides! 🛷🎵
- Last Christmas, I gave you my Wi-Fi, but the very next day you ghosted me. 🎶📡
Christmas Quotes from Movies
- “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” – Elf
- “It’s Christmas Eve. It’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer.” – Scrooged
- “Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas!” – National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
- “Seeing isn’t believing. Believing is seeing.” – The Santa Clause
- “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!” – A Christmas Story
- “Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.” – It’s a Wonderful Life
- “Christmas isn’t just a day—it’s a frame of mind.” – Miracle on 34th Street
- “I just like to smile. Smiling’s my favorite.” – Elf
- “You’re skipping Christmas? Isn’t that against the law?” – Christmas with the Kranks
- “God bless us, everyone!” – A Christmas Carol
- “This is Christmas. The season of perpetual hope.” – Home Alone
- “If you look for it, I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love actually is all around.” – Love Actually
- “It’s not what’s under the Christmas tree that matters, it’s who’s around it.” – Charlie Brown Christmas
- “Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.” – Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
- “Treat every day like Christmas.” – Elf
- “I never thought it was such a bad little tree.” – Charlie Brown Christmas
- “We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas.” – National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
- “Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to.” – Miracle on 34th Street
- “It’s Christmas Eve. A time for miracles.” – Die Hard
- “This is ridiculously cozy.” – The Holiday